A dungeons and dragons reference.

As many people who play D&D, the bugbear is a kind, forgiving animal and is closely related to the hobgoblin. This is my story of how one can love such a creature.

There sits a certain love for a being,

An animal that dwells in caves at night.

Could naught compare to the act of seeing

Something as beautiful as such the sight

Of you, my darling, sweet, and cuddly bugbear?

You feast only in the glow of the moon,

But your victims’ cries of pain, I can hear

Tearing limb from limb, you care not to swoon.

Peeping through a hole, I spot your brown hair,

It is grimy and splattered with some blood.

Once I strip your skin, I shall have a pair,

To hang lovingly over my mantle to brood.

My darling, sweet bugbear, should you exist,

You would be the greatest game, I insist.

As you can see, bugbears are gentle and would be something that you would want to have sleeping at the foot of your bed.
Here he is: